Anesthesia- A Russian princess
Antacid - What little bugs get high on
Artery - Study of paintings
Bacteria - The back door of the cafeteria
Barium - What to do when treatment fails
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Blood work - Getting a job from a relative
Bowel - The letters: A, E, I, O or U
Bronchitis - Extinct animal
Bunion - Paul's last name
Caesarian Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty
Cataract - Fancy car: El Dorado, Coupe De Ville, etc
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog; e.g., "Lassie"
Coma - Punctuation mark
Congenital - Friendly
Coronary - Domesticated yellow bird
D&C - Where Washington is
Diarrhea - Journal of daily events
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than
Fibula - A small lie
GI Series - Ball game for soldiers
Hangnail - Coat hook
Heart - Causing pain to others
HMO - Cable TV channel
Humerus - To tell us what we want to hear
Hypodermic - Big, fat, lazy zoo animal
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Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Intestine - Currently taking an exam
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Lumbar - What you build a house with
Mamogram - A short note sent to your mother
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - Was aware of
Outpatient - A person who fainted
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - A cousin to Elvis
Postoperative - A letter carrier
Protein - Favoring young people
Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery (thanks Dad!)
Rectum - Dang near killed 'em
Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion - Hiding anything
Seizure - A roman emperor
Serology - Study of knighthood
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tibia - Country in North Africa
Toothache - A pain that drives you to extraction
Tumor - One more than one
Urine - Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose - Nearby
Vein - Conceited, obsessed with looks
White Count - Number of Caucasians
Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed
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